fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via pizza)

Handwritten Questions

1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.

2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.

3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.

4: Draw a selfie.

5: Name three things you like about yourself.

6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?

7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.

8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?

9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.

10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?

11: What is a typical breakfast for you?

12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?

13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?

14: List 5 movies that you love.

15: What is a wonky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?

16: What brought you to Tumblr?

17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.

18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?

19: Write an autograph version of your URL.

20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.



I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta, via all-eyes-upon-me)

plantiah asked:

oh my fucking dog

peach and lime daiquiri Answer:


this is my new reaction to everything